November 1998

Copyright by Charles Henry

Cor blimy, wot a mumff. Old Clintons really init dis time. tawk abowt a woman scorned. I downt reely see wot aw da fuss is abowt meeself like. I meen we aw nos politicians is lyin’ gits dont us. mine you ‘Illery dont seem too impressed do she. Sendin in da missiles wer a bit drastic but it seems to uv done da trick an taken dae eet off a bit..

It makes Tory sleeze seem like da vicars birfday party. Funny ow Tony Blair downt tawk abowt Sleeze no more since Robby Boy at the forrin office knocked off ‘is seccretry an now wiv is old mate Bill not reely avin sex, I mean ee finks weev just cum in on da paddle steemer.

Da rottwiler at Downin Street, Allister Cambbell, ‘uv bin given evin more power. Seems like da ‘lection wer a waste of time reely.(Not that I voted I dint want ta pay Poll Tax.) . Da backbenchers is like Alisters jelly babies. if dere good ee keeps cowntin um and seein wot colour dey is an’ if theym bad ee eets um.

I’m begininin ta fink deres sumfing gowin on between Mandy Meddlesum and Gordy. they doo seem to get cwoss wiv eech uvver. No wot I meens? nodds good as a wink to a blind poodle.

Did you know weev got more sick pleecmen dan any where else in da cuntry, poor little luvs. Wot peeple don,t reelise is dat dey gets a much biiger pension if deym sick dan if deys fit. Coarse if dey appens to get better after, like dat Guiniss bloke wot ad a miracle cure fer Althimers, dey can still do a proper job like the rest of you. (I’m in between jobs meeself like.)
Wot about dey ‘Stay Stills’ dey wants ta put up bedminter down. bloody cheek. I mean oo da dey fink they is. Dey calls um selves travlers. but Dey aint Deym like plants in flower pots. Dey needs sumfing under um or Dey makes a bloody mess.

As to go for me tee