title - The Thoughts of Charles Henrycover pageThe Dogs Head

23/6/2005

EUROPEAN ECONOMIC COMMUNITY

Filed under: — Charles @ 6:00 am

I believe we must all now DEMAND an immediate referendum on the whole concept of any sort of Political Union. . . . ‘EEC’ or ‘EU’. . , before all returning to our respective, principled Party Politics.

The EUROPEAN ECONOMIC COMMUNITY is what I voted for, NOT this EUROPEAN UNION THAT HAS BEEN FOISTED UPON US.

. . Charles Henry 1945-(diuturnity)

18/6/2005

ROAD PRICING was a DIVERSION

Filed under: — Charles @ 12:00 am

ROAD PRICING IS A NON STARTER. IT IS ‘BIG BROTHER’ WITH KNOBS ON, AND AN AFFRONT TO CIVIL LIBERTY. THE BRITISH PUBLIC WILL NOT TOLERATE IT.

THE ISSUE IS OF THE DAY IS THE CORRUPT EUROPEAN TAX MACHINE, WITH SOCIALISTS LIKE THE FRENCH PRESIDENT CHIRAC AND NEIL KINNOCK, NOW ‘LORD’ KINNOCK, ( HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF ANYTHING SO ABSURD) SPENDING OUR TAX MONEY AS IF WAS THEIR OWN.

THERE IS A JAIL SOMEWHERE JUST WAITING FOR THESE PEOPLE. THIS IS THE SYSTEM THAT LETS CORRUPT POLITICIANS STAY FREE, WHILST IT JAILS PEOPLE LIKE LESTER PIGGOTT.

. . Charles Henry 1945-(diuturnity)

15/6/2005

ROAD DEATHS

Filed under: — Charles @ 10:39 am
. . Wot ! . . is dat aw ? . .
. . . lowds mor dies in ‘ospitaw frum MRSA . .

Professor DAVID BEGG, Chairman of the Commission for Integrated Transport, uses our Annual Road Death Rate of 3500 to justify the use of SPEED CAMERAS, and DRACONIAN POLICE ACTION against motorists (MOST OF US).

JUST ONE DEATH will always be a tragedy for all those who are close to that person, but if you consider the DAILY NATIONAL DEATH TOLL of around 2000 (Two Thousand); should we really be surprised when as FEW as 10 (Ten) of them are so unfortunate to meet their maker on our roads; particularly when considering how overcrowded this Island is ?

EVEN THIS NUMBER, however tragic for the families involved, is clearly MANY FEWER than if we had been unfortunate enough to be stuck in a time warp with only horses to use for travel.

. . Charles Henry 1945-(diuturnity)

Begg must face the REAL traffic demon.

Filed under: — Charles @ 6:00 am

Editor
Western Daily Press

A Sweeping Statement

First published December 27th. 2001

Dear Editor,

:| A sweeping statement on December 22nd. made by Professor David Begg, chairman of the Commission for Integrated Transport, (No Longer) demonstrates clearly the modern idiom, Garbage In, Garbage Out.
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14/6/2005

To Jail or Not To Jail ?

Filed under: — Charles @ 11:28 am
. . yer ! . . . I SEE wacko jacko’s been ‘quitted . . .

. . do dat mean ar ediff CAN SLEEP WIV i WEN SHE COMES TA STAY den ? . . . .



” No it certainly does not ‘Errol’ ! . . . . . .

If they had jailed him they would have had to make room for all the parents as well. . . . . . .

Courts only jail people like Lester Piggott and Conservatives like Jeffrey Archer. . You should know that by now. .

. . I don’t want to hear another word about it. . . . . .”

. . Charles Henry 1945-(diuturnity)

12/6/2005

THE ART OF DECEITFULNESS.

Filed under: — Charles @ 6:00 am

The Art of DECEITFULNESS, as preached by THE FABIAN SOCIETY and PRACTICED by the LABOUR PARTY.

“The inevitability of gradualness.”

Presidential address to the annual conference of the Labour Party. 1920

. . Sydney Webb 1859-1947

. . Dey steel yer money like sneeky pick pockets


” we as no plans to raise your taxes.” . . .
( while yoom aw lookin’ dey meens ! . .)



Even ‘Errol’ knows not to trust sly deceitful people.

. . Charles Henry 1945-(diuturnity)

8/6/2005

STILL ACCEPTING EUROS ? Surely not.

Filed under: — Charles @ 2:45 pm
. . . yer ! . . . . . . . . ‘ers a good un. . . . . . . . . . .

. . . did you yer da wun abowt da begger. . . . . .

. . . oos still acceptin’ yoros ?

. . ah ee sed. . das awrite! . . . dey don’t no i’n irish. . .



I think I shall have to explain to ‘Errol’ that that is a bit racist.

. . Charles Henry 1945-(diuturnity)

2/6/2005

THE EURO REFERENDUM

Filed under: — Charles @ 6:00 am

:| The following letter published in the Western Daily Press on November 6th 1995 was one of the first published, PUBLIC calls for a referendum on The EURO and the UK joining THE SINGLE EUROPEAN CURRENCY.
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1/6/2005

NO, NO, NO !

Filed under: — Charles @ 4:07 pm
. . rite den you lot. . First Da French ! . NOW DA DANES !

. . . wot bit of ‘no’ don’t you all understand ?

. . ‘NO’ means. . da rest of us AW nos you are are load uv

. . theeving bastards, an’ we’ve AW ‘ad enuff of you . .

. . . . close down brussels now ! . . . .

. . den go an’ find yerself summut yoosfull ta do. .

WHY DON’T YOU go an’ mend a road, er clean a bleedin’ ‘ospitaw ?

There is something of the ‘pot’ about ‘Errol’ today, but he certainly doesn’t mince his words does he. On this occasion I think he may well be on the right track though.

. . Charles Henry 1945-(diuturnity)

View from a Shop Doorway

Filed under: — Charles @ 6:00 am

June 2005

Copyright 2005 by Charles Henry

Well cookoos changes dere tune in da middaw uv bleedin June. . . . Dey on telly changes it a week after da bleedin ‘lection. . . . no more boom an’ bust. . evryfings rosy. . but now da troof is out.. . ‘Prudence’ Brown aint so prudent affter aw !. . . . Dey french gits uv tawd Yorup ta shuv it. . . so now dey ownt let us vote ! . I reccon dey ought ta string da buggers up like dey did in da French Revalooshun. . Corse deys started agen already ant dey. . . makin excuses an’ sayin’ dey wot voted ‘no’ didn’t understand an’ it wer only dey wot voted ‘yes’ oo nos wot good fer da rest uv us. . . .You couldn’t make it up ! . If dey carries on treetin’ us aw like weem aw stupid. . deres gonna be reel trubble you wait an see. . Ar anty Lils bloke reccons peeples just abowt ad enuff uv dat brussels lot. . iss like da IRA. . DEYS BIN RUMBLED. .

Me bruvver’s bin tryin’ ta get a job settin up camps fer travlers. . I tawd un before. . dey aint bleedin’ travellers. . deym ‘STAY STILLS’. . deym like plants in flowerpots. . . DEY NEEDS SUMMUT UNDER UM. . er dey makes a bloody mess fer sum bugger else ta clear up. . . Ee ‘ates me ya no. . . wen we wus kids ee yoosed ta make I hold ‘is Gob Stopper while he went ta da toilet. . . DON’T AST I ! . . I never fownd out WHY niver ! . . still I ‘ad un in da end dint I . . . I’d let da neybers dog lick it. . .

Tory party’s gettin a new leader dey reccon. . can’t see da point meeself. . . Ar muvver ull never vote for um oo ever dey ‘as. . . she jest wants some uvver stupiud pratt ta keep er in ciggies an pay er rent. . das why I’n out yer in aw wevvers innit ! . . Ar anty lils bloke reccons deyll vote fer a monkey until dey runs out uv credit cards. . ee ses da Tories ownt get back in ’till it’s time ta clear up aw da bleedin mess agen. . .

Any ‘ow I’n finkin uv takin’ a cut in me money un getin’ a job! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Ah well, das enuff uv aw dat. . . I fawt abowt it agen dint I. . . See ya. .

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