I think ‘Errol’ has a fine mentor in Aunty Lilian’s ‘bloke’ as he refers to him. . . . . He clearly has the measure of Aunty Lilian. . . . . I do wish he would moderate his adjectives though. . . .

. . Charles Henry 1945-(diuturnity)

St. Mark ch12 verses 38&39

Beware of the scribes, which love to go in long clothing, and love salutations in the market-places,
And the chief seats in the synagogues, and the uppermost rooms at feasts:
Which devour widows’ houses, and for pretence make long prayers.

. . Charles Henry 1945-(diuturnity)

******** BEWARE THE GOVERNMENT DEVILS *********
Once again, IDENTITY CARDS are being presented as a Benign Accoutrement to Good Citizenship. The only people who have nothing to fear from DIGITALLY-RECORDED Identity Cards are the CRIMINALS. As with all other legislative controls, like the Gun Law Legislation, the Dangerous Dogs Act and the Drug Laws, the CRIMINALS just ignore them, and treat them as a complete irrelevance. It will be just US, the honest law-abiding citizens, who will be left with the nightmare of a COMPLETELY INSECURE, CORRUPTIBLE and UNCONTROLLABLE, digital record of our ENTIRE EXISTENCE, being made available to anyone with the determination to ACCESS IT, MISUSE IT, or STEAL IT. . .

ONCE CREATED, A CORRUPT ID will LEGITIMISE the ILLEGITIMATE, and be IMPOSSIBLE to DETECT or DISPUTE.
HOW EVER MUCH THEY COST ! . . . I FOR ONE, will never allow myself to be MANACLED like a 21st Century Slave, to satisfy the cravings of CONTROL FREAKS like TONY BLAIR and NEW-LABOUR.

. . Charles Henry 1945-(diuturnity)

Lord Charles Henry Somerset (1767-1831)

The first British Governor of the Cape Colony (modern Cape Provinces), South Africa, from 1814 to 1826.

Now there’s a thought for you. . . . . It’s got a nice ‘ring’ about it don’t you think.

‘Errol’ is clearly not very impressed and is being a little uncharitable; that’s not normally like him.

. . Charles Henry 1945-(diuturnity)

“A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to comprehend his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.”

. . Israel Zangwill 1864-1926

‘Errol’ is as perceptive as ever; shame about his spelling. . . . .
There are of course exceptions to every rule. My own marriage being one of those exceptions.(a wise addition I thought).

. . Charles Henry 1945-(diuturnity)

The Editor
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Published 25th. July 2005

Dear Editor,

I hope the “lady” from Clapton-on-the-Hill Cheltenham, Gill Purser, never finds herself in a situation when her country is at War and the only food she can get for her table has to be supplied by the people that she seems to take such pleasure in vilifying; the farming community. She should read Jerusalem by William Blake and perhaps ponder the origins of that ‘Green and Pleasant Land’ we all love that is England.
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“I do not know which makes a man more conservative—to know nothing but the present, or nothing but the past.”

The End of Laisser-Faire (1926).1

. . John Maynard Keynes 1883-1946

It is what is best described as the “JUST GET A BIGGER LOCK” society that has been created by ‘Liberals’, that has always shaped my opinions. Is it really any wonder ‘Errol’ never bothers to vote ?

. . Charles Henry 1945-(diuturnity)

TONY BLAIR HAS CONFOUNDED GORDON BROWN BY DECIDING TO MOVE THE WHOLE DOWNING STREET OPERATION TO INDIA.

The Sceptics have been proved wrong again as Blair decides massive savings can be made IF THE WHOLE WHITEHALL MACHINE also moves.

There have been protests from the usual Union sources, but Blair insists decisions can be made just as easily from offices in NEW DELHI as in London and, the savings on staff housing will be enormous. With the bombers now able to paralyse London in hours he believes it no longer makes sense keeping these offices open. Call Centres and Home Workers will now be responsible for most of the day to day business.

Alan Branson and Richard Sugar sent the PM a joint communicae congratulating him on another stroke of genius which will now allow him to double spending on the National Health Service and fund a war against Iran.
He will of course now have an apartment in Buckingham Palace and Downing Street will become the head office for Internet Gambling.

. . Charles Henry 1945-(diuturnity)

Readers please note. Any similarity to people in real life of the characters in this piece of fiction is purely coincidental.

IF

vCJD an unproven SCHISM, known sometimes as Mad Cow Disease and blamed for the premature deaths of a very small number of people over ten years, was a reason to cause the catastrophe to British Farming that it did, because of the supposed risk to human life.

THEN

M.R.S.A., Methacillin Resistent Staphylococcal Aurius, A FACTUAL BACTERIOLOGICAL PLAGUE, that is killing AT LEAST 5000 people every year, is a reason to close all our hospitals for sterilisation and bring ALL THOSE POLITICALLY RESPONSIBLE for letting it get out of hand, before the courts, and charge them with Manslaughter.

. . Charles Henry 1945-(diuturnity)

Editor
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Dear Editor,

Troubled by a letter from a concerned lady about the Donkeys during her trip to Weston-S-Mare I decided to ask Polo. Polo’s a smashing fellow; since he’s lost interest in the ladies, he spends most of his time dozing whilst he contemplates his next feed.
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The Editor
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Dear Editor,

The day that Prof. Roy Meadows was struck from the Medical Register, was the day the people of Britain should start to celebrate. It was the first blow against the ‘Holier Than Thou’ control freaks that now pervade almost every aspect of our daily lives.
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When will voters stop hating the Tories?. . Lib-Dems win Cheadle by-election.

The Tories should certainly have a word with this ‘BLOKE’.

. . Charles Henry 1945-(diuturnity)

That’s an interesting ‘thesis’ of ‘Errol’s’, and I suspect it has some merit. . . . . . . After all, haven’t we always been given to understand the Church is for the common man not just some elite?

. . Charles Henry 1945-(diuturnity)

Sir Digby Jones, Director General of the CBI, now expounds the New-Labour philosophy quite eloquently I believe.

He seems to me to have become another of the creed that believes that EVERYBODY should be subject to the vagaries and pressures of the third world labour market EXCEPT THEM.

Does he really believe there is not a business brain anywhere in the world who would do his job for a fraction of his salary ?

No of course not ‘Errol’; . . that would be really very stupid.

. . . Suggestions for candidates for any of these Highly Paid positions, on a post card to Conservative Central Office or Downing Street please.(at a fraction of the salary of course)

. . Charles Henry 1945-(diuturnity)

. . Suicide Bombers blow up the London Underground. . . .

‘Errol’ is not alone . . . . . Now there’s a thought for you.


. . Charles Henry 1945-(diuturnity)

“I have not become the King’s First Minister in order to preside over the liquidation of the British Empire.”

. . Winston Churchill 1874-1965

‘Errol’ has put his finger right on the problem yet again.

. . Charles Henry 1945-(20 something)

“The Politicians always seem to be the winners which ever party wins the election.”

‘Errol’ and I are in agreement.

. . Charles Henry 1945-(diuturnity)

GOOD PEOPLE,
Our water companies are trying to make us feel guilty about cleaning our teeth while we leave the tap running. These are the same people who as State Employees, REMEMBER THOSE DAYS, STOLE our water supply from us at PRIVATISATION TIME. Now just because they DIDN’T HAVE THE BRAINS to increase the reservoir storage when it DOES RAIN,to cope with the population increase, now we have all the illegal immigrants, they want to bleed us dry! They retain their SUPER RICH LIFE STYLES, and we go without! No doubt some MORON has sold our water supply industry to some FRENCH EUROCRAT. . . . .

But hey!. . . LET’S JUST TELL THEM WE WANT IT BACK. . . . . . . . . NOW !

REMEMBER. . SAVING WATER IN THE UNITED KINGDOM, WILL NOT HELP ONE SINGLE PERSON IN DROUGHT RIDDEN AFRICA. IT WILL JUST MAKE A FAT WATER THIEF, EVEN RICHER, AT OUR EXPENSE.

. . Charles Henry 1945-(diuturnity)

There comes a time in our lives when, as right thinking people, no matter what our political allegiance might normally be, we must act together. That time is now upon us.

President Robert Mugabe has shown himself to be a 21st.Century Gangster, and there is only one thing he will understand. . . . ARREST AND TRIAL. . . . . How the Anti-American Media and Press can continue to take issue with George W. Bush, whilst leaving this (Khmer Rouge) POL POT CLONE free to murder and maim completely escapes me.

The African regimes are queuing up to make excuses for their inaction. If they will not act to purge the sickness amongst them, then we must forcefully remind them, as well as Mugabe, that with the equality and respect they all demanded, comes responsibility. They objected to being treated like ‘lesser mortals’ but continue to behave worse than feudal Barons from the Dark Ages.

. . Charles Henry 1945-(diuturnity)

July 2005

Copyright 2005 by Charles Henry

Well woss fink ? . . . Affrika needs yer money. . deym aw starvin. . . . das cos dey feevin gits in guverment over dere stashes aw da money in swiss banks. . meeself I reccon dey wus bet’er off wen we ad da Empire an da King rooled um aw . . .

Dey up Glastonbre Festivul got washed out agen. . daft sods. . youd a fawt deyd uv lernt by now ! . . ar anty Lils bloke aways ses. . . if da cows is lying down . . it’s gonna bleedin rain ! . . . . lyin down ! . . . lyin down ! . . . LYIN DOWN ! . . . . DEY COULDN’T EEVIN GET UM TA CUM OUT UV DA BLEEDIN COW SHED ! . . LET ALONE GO AN AV A LIE DOWN ! . .

Me bruvver went. . . ‘ee cum back wiv mud feever an ee wer wearin’ sum awd ladies pyjamas ! . . DON’T AST I ! . . . . Ee ‘ates me ya no ! . . Wen we wus kids ‘ee yoosed ta put gert spiders an’ grantfers in me wellies. . . . I see Poor old Tim ‘Enman went an got blowd away agen up Wimbledon . . . an dat new Scotch git nerly stuffed da Argy. . .

Wot wiv Global Warmin’. . . Identity Cards. . . Speed Camras. . . an da Cowncil Tax rises next yer. . I’n finkin uv emmegratin’ ! . . . By da time we as ta pay fer da Channel Tunnel. . den dat gert Jumbo Plane . . den da 2012 ‘limpics an nen twenty billion quid fer Identity Cards ! . . . Dees might as well give up now an go an live in Ouwter Mongolia. . . . Diss beggin’ lark aint no good no more niver. . . most uv dey goin by is werss off dan I now ! . . . in fact I giv diss ‘legal immigrunt kiddo a quid ta go an buy a street map so’s ee could find is way ta da social offices ! . . Ah I nos . . . . too kind ‘arted by aff das me !

Any’ow iss startin’ ta bleedin’ rain agen. . . I’n off !