title - The Thoughts of Charles Henrycover pageThe Dogs Head

28/8/2005

The Road to Damascus.

Filed under: — Charles @ 11:42 am

Editor
Letters
Western Daily Press

Dear Editor,

8) At last ex-chancellor Kenneth Clarke has had the courage to travel that long and dusty ‘Road to Damascus’. As great a conversion as that of St.Paul.

It now means that the Conservative Party can elect a new leader who has the ability to reverse over a decade of Labour minority rule. Pragmatic right-thinking people can once more unite behind a leader of immense ability and begin to resolve the many outstanding problems that the 21st.Century has presented us all with.

For too long able politicians have been forced to find sanctuary in opposing camps, but with Ken’s more amiable approach to contentious issues, a new more relevant consensus can once more be established.

The ‘young guns’ can continue to hone their skills. Their time will come.

Yours

Charles Henry

25/8/2005

View from a Shop Doorway

Filed under: — Charles @ 4:00 am

August 2005

Copyright 2005 by Charles Henry

Times deym returnin’ ta normall. . . da Ozzes is stuffin us ut crikit. . . da ‘conomys strugglin. . . an da bleedin bombers is givin evry wun da creeps agen. . . Da IRA reccons deym standing down but weel bleev aw dat wen we sees it. . you can’t trust dat beerded git no furver dan you can chuck a ‘undred wait a caw. . Deym puttin loads uv pretend pleecmen on da moterways ta get up peeples noses. . . an da guverment av employed fowsands ta giv da licenced trade more work fer no pay. . . . . . You couldn’t reely make aw diss up! . . . mine you, dey did catch dey last scrotes. . . . Da werst fing is da nasty git wots killed dat black kid wiv a bleedin ax. . . dat bugger wonts just wun fing. . .’is bleedin neck strechin. . . an’ ar anty lil’s bloke ull do it. . . an you ownt av ta ast un twice.

I’m gonna go an get a cuppa tea. I’ll do sum more tamorra.

Fri. 5th. pm

Werr av I bin ?. . wass meen?. . I ad a sickie dint I . . . wass rong wiv dat !? . . . any ow deys charged dey two gits now. . trubble is as soon as deym convicted sum luvvie ull start pleedin it wer cos dey wus damaged growin up! . . . wot abowt my bruvver den! . . ees damaged! . . . Ee ates me ya no. . . . wen we wus kids ee nerly drowned I in da baff playin frogmen. . ee bleedin sat on I! . . . Yer don’t ‘old yer breff ! . . but we scored a few ut Eggbaston yesterday. . . Ozzes must uv ad a off day.

Eh! . . Did you ‘ear abowt dat daft gerl wot wants ta stop blokes goin’ fishin’. . . cos its crool !?. . . ar anty lil ud soon tell er. . . Crool? . . . life’s crool girl ! . . . Go an get wun ! . . an nen ‘av a few babies! . . Eh! . . gess wot?. . . sum gits jest tawd I wees bawd out da Ozzes fer 308! . . dat can’t be rite! . . . ee must be a frend uv me bruvver. . ees a liein’ git an aw!

. . Sod it! . . . . I’n goin ‘ome

Sat. 6th. am

Did you see dat ball yesterday !?. . . Dat Shane Worn git ! . . . Dass never rite wot ee dun . . da great woosy ! . . . Dat ball must a bin wated er summut ! . . . Ee can’t cum over yer an do dat ! . . Let’s deport da git ! . . . weel just av ta see wot da day brings I spose. . . wiv a bit uv luck ol Freddie Flintoff ull stick it to um.

“Errol. . . get in here and do some thing useful!”

. . . I’d bedder go! . . I fink she wonts ta use me body.

Sun. 7th. am

Well. . ad ta get up erly fer da criket dint I ! . . Freddie is a God ! . . . Deres bin a miricle ! . . dey Ozzes needs 107 wiv only free uv um left. . . NO CHANCE ! . . . shant be stayin’ long. . . I’n goin up ar anty Lils. . sheev got Sky. . I tawd ar bruvver we’d do it. . . ee giv um no chance. . da git. . . Oh yes! . . nerly fergot. . . dey sailers is safe. . dass good news. . . an dat Robin Cook uv died. . dass sad. . I liked ee sumtimes.

I’n off. . ar ediff mite be dere wiv a bit a luck. . . no wot I meen?

Sun. 12.15 pm

. . STROOF ! . . . dey nerly dun us ! . . 2 runs ! . . . . .

Tues. 1.30pm

Criky. . .Tuesday already is it ?. . . I ad ta rest after aw dat stress ut Eggbaston. . . . Bosses wife ‘ad me peelin’ grapes for ‘er ! . . . . das da troof. . . no. . NO ! . . . I aint lyin ! . . . . well not much any’ow. . . . Tow bits a good noos. . . Dey Rushan saylers wus saved frum dat sub trapped by fishin nets. . . It wer a team effort but da Brits wus in charge wiv der rescew fingy. . . . an I just erd da space shuttle Disscuvery is back safe. . . . Well done da bleedin Yanks ! . . . Ar muvver sed I should a bin a Yank. . . I uv ad mor motivashon ! . . mine you ?. . . she did spend sum time wiv dat bloke oo sed ee wer a mate uv Elvises up da cuntry club. . . . . Praps I am ?! . . . . .

“‘Errol’. . get in here ! . . . Have you been telling people you’ve been peeling grapes for me again ?”
. . . .Oh criky! . . sheev erd. . . . I’n out uv ‘ere. . . see ya!

Thurs. 11.30am

Crikkit agen taday ! . . . ad ta get up erly. . Awd Trafferd. . . good pich. . ar anty Lils bloke reccons we awt ta make a few yer. . . speshly if dat woosy Lee is still iffy. . . da poor luvvy ad ta av a rest in ospitaw. . . Yer! . . I jest erd Macgra’s back anaw. . dat could be bad noos. . .

Thurs. 6.0 pm

Sod it deys jest dun fer ar nite wachman. . . still iss bin a good day reely. . Vaughny nerly ad a dubble tun !. . . free forty summut fer five. . dat meems wees got Freddy in da mornin. . . I’n off ‘ome fer me tee.

Fri. 3.30 pm

. . I bin rownd ar anty Lils wiv ar Ediff. . . I wer teechin er french crikket ! . . . an we cullapsed! . . . We got 444 in da test. . . an now da Ozzes is fallin’ apart. . deym a load a big gerls blowses I reccon.

Mon 14.30 pm

Yep! . . it’s french crikket fer me. . . ar Ediffs a expert now! . . she awt ta coach dey ozzes I reccon. . . Ozzes needs sum ‘elp theym nerly up ta 200 on da lass day.

*************** BLACK MONDAY EVENING ****************

. . . . DA OZZES UV GOT OUT UV JELL. . . IT WER A BLEEDIN’ DRAW. . . . DISS MAYBE ME LAST MESSAGE BEFORE I KILLS MESELF. . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . GOD SAVE DA QUEEN

. . . . ERROL

Fursday 25th. 11.00am

. . Well I’ve ad a rest but I ad ta get up taday. . . iss da forf test up Trent Bridgge. . an guess wot?. . . weem battin’ first. . . You never nos we mite stick wun on em yet. . .

Friday 26th. erly

. . Two undred an firty I fink. . . now it’s up ta Freddy an mad Kevin . . we wonts a blittzscreed cos I can’t take no more. . .

Friday close a play

. . Criky! . . we got 470. . . an dat load a woosys is 99 fer 5 . . . I must be dreemin’. . I’n goin ta go an av a lie down. . . I’ll see wot da score is wen I wakes up. . . me bruvver mite just a put summut in me tee. . . ee ates me enjoyin meeself fer too long. .

Saturday 6.30pm.

. . I beeleeve in mirikles. . . yeeeessssss! . . we made da buggers follow on!. . . deym 230 odd fer 4. . . second innins ! . . I jest ‘opes I aint dreemin. . . .

Sunday AFF PAST SIX

YEEEEEESSSSSSS!. . . . . WE DUN UM BY FREE WICKITS. . . ‘OGGY ‘OGGY ‘OGGY ! . . . . ME ‘ART CAN’T STAND NO MORE. . . . . I’N GOIN ROWND AR ANTY LILS. . . I NEEDS SUM SOOVING WERDS FRUM AR EDIFF. . .

. . “Errol ! . . . You’ve done nothing for days ! . . Don’t you ever intend to do any work ?". . . . dass it. . I’n out uv ‘ere. .

22/8/2005

M.Bovis, Badgers and Bovine Tuberculosis.

Filed under: — Charles @ 7:50 pm

Editor
Letters
Western Daily Press

Dear Editor,

8) On the subject of the many varied strains of Tuberculosis, some people are determined it seems, to involve themselves in a debate on the subject of which they clearly have very little understanding. One in particular is Gill Purser of Clapton-on-the-Hill, Cheltenham.

Machiavelli once wrote of such people, “It happens then as it does to physicians in the treatment of consumption, which in the commencement is easy to cure and difficult to understand; but when it has neither been discovered in due time nor treated upon a proper principle, it becomes easy to understand and difficult to cure. The same thing happens in state affairs; by foreseeing them at a distance, which is only done by men of talents, the evils which might arise from them are soon cured; but when, from want of foresight, they are suffered to increase to such a height that they are perceptible to everyone, there is no longer any remedy.”

An eminent American Doctor and Molecular Immunologist recently wrote, and I quote,

“There have been many outbreaks of M.bovis caused tuberculosis in humans especially HIV+ patients. (M.tuberculosis is usually pathogenic for humans while M.bovis is usually pathogenic for animals.) Most have occurred in countries where M.bovis is endemic in the animal agriculture population. Multi-drug resistant strains of M.bovis are now appearing as well. The significance of this TB threat from M.bovis has not been taken as seriously as the threat from M.tb. However, the scientific and medical community must not ignore the potential of an M. bovis TB epidemic.”

Yours

Charles Henry

14/8/2005

Was John McCririck right ?

Filed under: — Charles @ 9:51 am

Was John McCririck right to be so controversial on Robin Cook’s big day ?. . . . I suspect Robin is smiling beyond the grave, even if he is somewhat annoyed at the suddenness of his departure. As an atheist he was probably embarrassed by the pomp of the day, but nevertheless pleased that so many good friends, and others, turned out to show their respect.

. . yep. . ee wer a good bloke. .

What seems to have annoyed the usual ‘headline-grabbers’ and ‘media-manipulators’ is the ease at which the flamboyant racing pundit John McCririck has managed to expose the Prime Minister as nothing more than a shallow self-obsessed, wordsmith and orator; a charlatan.

. . Charles Henry 1945-(diuturnity)

10/8/2005

STUFF YOU LOT ! . . WE’RE ALRIGHT JACK !

Filed under: — Charles @ 7:49 pm
YEP ! . . .DASS ABOWT RITE. .

GUVERMENTS ON ‘OLIDAY FER free MUMFS. .
AN MAD MERVYN FRUM DA BANK UV ENGLAND QUANGO says .

. . ” Stuff YOU LOT ! . . WEEM AWRITE jack ! . . .

. . .AN DON’T ‘SPECT NO MOR RATE CUTS KIDDO ! . . .
. . diss is not a resesshun “. . .

. . . oh yeh ! . . . tell dat ta da shopkeepers ! . . .


It seems ‘Errol’ has an excellent grasp of the fundamentals of economics as practiced by those with a salary derived from the public purse. . .
I think this could well be described as THE BIG BANG.

. . Charles Henry 1945-(diuturnity)

Midnight Forest

Filed under: — Charles @ 11:29 am

MIDNIGHT FOREST

Copyright 2004 by Charles Henry

Have you dared to walk the forest at midnight?
Have you heard Pipes echoing around the trees?
Have you sensed a choir of Cherubim whispering,
As the night air carries them on cooling breeze?

In the moon light of some woodland glade,
Have you seen Arch Angels standing there?
In the shadows did they seem omnipotent?
As the Sons of Darkness, just stood and stared.

Did you feel their warmth as you felt uplifted?
No demons now to spoil your dreams.
As new hope replaced your desperate heartache,
Did once again you feel supreme?

With new strength did your footsteps lighten?
When you climbed up to the wishing well?
As your heartbeat reached a new crescendo,
Did you hear that great Cathedral Bell?

Not many have such great good fortune,
So remember share your thoughts with care.
Those who choose to hide from darkness,
May never ever venture there.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*uplifting music*

8/8/2005

Rt.Hon. Robin Cook MP. RIP.

Filed under: — Charles @ 8:37 am

. . Robin Cook 1946-2005

An immence intellect and a very principled man, but we rarely agreed.

. . DAT SES MOR ABOWT YOU DAN EE ! . .

‘Errol’ is not very diplomatic. . . I shall have to have a word with him.

. . Charles Henry 1945-(diuturnity)

5/8/2005

SILICON.COM

Filed under: — Charles @ 9:01 pm

All good people in the UK should read this. . . . You had better also ‘Errol’.

. . WOT ! . . AW UV IT ?. . GAWD ! . .

. . Charles Henry 1945-(diuturnity)

Attributed to silicon.com

silicon.com is today launching (has already launched) its ‘ID Cards on Trial’ campaign, which aims to exert pressure on the government to address widespread concerns from politicians, academics, IT industry experts and independent professional bodies about the cost, scope and technology for the £5.8bn Identity Cards Bill.

This isn’t about being against ID cards in principle or even about the much wider civil liberties argument but about ensuring that billions of pounds of taxpayers’ money is not wasted on another failed government IT project.

The launch of our ID Cards on Trial campaign has been greeted with cries of support from a range of cross-party politicians, technical experts and professional bodies.

David Davis, Shadow Home Secretary, told silicon.com: “The ID cards scheme looks like it could turn into Labour’s poll tax. When ID cards were suggested before the election we gave the government a chance to prove that the scheme was workable. But they still can’t tell us how much ID cards would cost and whether the technology exists for the biometric database to be accurate and reliable.

“Only last week, the government admitted that the failure rate for recording details is highest amongst the most vulnerable people in our society. Why should a pensioner have to pay £100 - the equivalent of the winter fuel allowance - for an ID cards scheme that may raise more questions than it answers?”

Many Labour backbench MPs are still opposed to ID cards along with the Liberal Democrats who said: “The published costs do not yet include figures for the cost of the biometric enrolment machines or the card readers. In order to make the ID card system work, there will be a new national database of everyone in the UK. Even if an accurate database can be constructed, the errors will quickly mount up. Errors will result in people’s cards being rejected and access to services being denied.”

Concerns have also been raised by technology experts within the IT industry. Les Fraser, security development consultant at the British Computer Society, said the project’s scope is too broad and that there are still serious question marks over the technology.

“When fully operational it is going to have to handle hundreds of requests a minute and a single centralised system is going to be complex,” he said. “It has a better chance of being successful if the government keeps the design simple and the purpose clear. I think we are being very ambitious, and unless we keep it simple it will get bogged down in the complexities of trying to deliver too many services. I’m not sure the biometric technology to deliver this is quite there yet.”

Neil Fisher, director of security solutions at former government defence research organisation QinetiQ, said the government is risking another massive IT disaster by pushing through such a complex project in such a short space of time.

“Nobody in the world has ever done an IT system of this size - ever. There is no dress rehearsal for this ID card project. They have got to get it right first time. There are a whole lot of variables that have not been risk reduced to a level we are comfortable with,” he said.

Fisher added that the current ID card proposals represent a very expensive way of tracking 64 million people in order to keep tabs on a couple of thousand “bad guys".

The Law Society claims ID cards will have negligible impact on tackling terrorism or illegal working, despite the cost of implementing the scheme.

Edward Nally, president of the Law Society, told silicon.com: “The cost of keeping the identity card up-to-date and accurate will be enormously costly for everyone. Sophisticated terrorist networks would soon be able to produce counterfeit cards or papers enabling people to get legitimate cards and it would have little impact on illegal working as employers willing to break the law won’t be put off.”

The London School of Economics (LSE), which has already expressed concerns that the cost of the ID card scheme could triple from current government estimates, claims the idea of a single national identity register is flawed.

Dr Edgar A Whitley, reader in information systems at the LSE, said: “The underlying logic, of checking a person’s ID to help address identity fraud, is a good one. However, implementing this as a single, national register of identity as the government plans to do is too problematic.”

Beyond our campaign other organisations including the British Medical Association and the Confederation of British Industry have also been lobbying the government for more transparency, openness and clarity on ID cards before the scheme becomes law.

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3/8/2005

DENIZENS ONLY ?

Filed under: — Charles @ 5:01 pm

The Editor
Letters
Western Daily Press

Published 5th. August 2005

Dear Editor,

:| Once again the Police are coming under pressure from some ethnic minority leaders who like to use the all encompassing ‘race card’ when ever difficult decisions are taken. Since the suicide bombing of the London tube, ‘random stop and search’ has become the only realistic course of action the police can take if they are to reassure the travelling public.

Why should any of the denizens among us take exception to this? It is as much for their safety as it is the indigenous population?

This is still England, and the logical conclusion of the police is that little old ladies with greying hair and a blue rinse, do not warrant the same attention as some others. That is of course unless Mr Blair has surreptitiously signed some new treaty in Brussels without telling us all.

Yours sincerely

Charles Henry

2/8/2005

DANGEROUS CITY CLUTTER

Filed under: — Charles @ 8:32 am
. . . WELL NOW YOU NOS. . .
. . DEY GITS OO CLUTTERS AR TOWNS AND CITIS WIV ‘UNDREDS UV ROAD SIGNS an one ways, . AN’ BLEEDIN TRAFFIC LIGHTS, . . AN PEDESTRIAN CROSSIN’S ON ROUNDABOUTS IS DOIN’ A GOOD JOB. . .

. . but dey ‘orrible farmers oo puts up a advert on da moterway is dangerous gits. . .

. . YEP DAS DA MENTAL ABILITY UV DA PRATTS WEES GOT IN DA ‘IGHWAYS AGENCY. . .


Once again ‘Errol’ has identified the real danger. Too many of our public services are now in the hands of Control Freaks who are now able to impersonate intelligent life.

. . Charles Henry 1945-(diuturnity)

1/8/2005

“WE’RE GONNA MAKE YOU”

Filed under: — Charles @ 8:16 am
. . Dey aways as ta spoil it don’t um. . .
. . undreds more jobs-worf-pretend-pleecmen on da moterways. . . .

. . an fowsands more jobs-worfs makin life
miserable fer da lisenced trade. . .


Once again ‘Errol’ is expressing the frustrations the honest law abiding members of our society continually have to endure, whilst at the same time the real criminals just laugh at them, and us for seeming powerless to stop these control freaks. . . But ARE we really?

What is THEIR solution?. . . . Identity Cards for the LAW ABIDING. . You can hear the real criminals laughing already.

. . Charles Henry 1945-(diuturnity)

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