Well ‘Errol’s’ confused. . . and frankly so am I . . . What ever conditions we seem to get now; . . it’s always Global Warming or Climate Change ! . . What was it in 1947 or 1966 then ? . . Another Act of God ?!! . .
. . Charles Henry 1945-(diuturnity)
That’s not funny ‘Errol’ !!! . . . You let me down.
. . Charles Henry 1945-(diuturnity)
Yes ‘Errol’ I think you are right. . . That’s about the size of it. . . They don’t seem to understand that it is they who are the ones that are being subsidised by the rest of us; . . . . . rather like you. . . . . . . . . .Or maybe they do !! . . Have you ever thought of that ?
. . Charles Henry 1945-(diuturnity)
I’m afraid this is another case of the NU-LABOUR DISEASE ‘Errol’. . . Another group of people not doing the job they have been paid very handsomely to do; . . but you are certainly in no position to criticise. . .
. . Charles Henry 1945-(diuturnity)
Where I wish to lawfully take my motor car ‘Errol’, is nobody’s business but my own. . Bath is now clearly one place I shall not be visiting. . . It seems it’s not just the Spa that has serious problems. . Those making these decisions now seem to be so far up themselves that their medullas are being suffocated by their preoptic areas. . .
If the integrity of the medulla is compromised, vital functions are compromised; . . and death often results !
. . Charles Henry 1945-(diuturnity)
You are right of course ‘Errol’. . . can you imagine any reports coming out of Iraq before; . . except those that allowed them to draw a salary and return home safely?
. . Charles Henry 1945-(diuturnity)
Whilst I applaud your sentiments ‘Errol’; . . you are being really rather vulgar again. . . . .
. . Charles Henry 1945-(diuturnity)
Yes ‘Errol’ I’m beginning to think you are right. . . We’ve had years enough of trying it the ‘civilised way’. . And where has it got us ? . . A debauched society that our great grand-parents would not have believed possible. . .
. . Charles Henry 1945-(diuturnity)
I’m afraid you are right ‘Errol’. . . I’m a Tax Payer and I think it’s time I got my money back! . . . I don’t really think you’ve got much room to complain though.
. . Charles Henry 1945-(diuturnity)
Well I didn’t realise you were a ‘Friend of the Earth’ ‘Errol’. . I learn something new every day. . I suppose that’s because you spend so much time, so much closer to it than most people of your generation.
. . Charles Henry 1945-(diuturnity)
The Editor
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Sir - I was rather irritated but not surprised to read the article (November 9) about the memorial service for Sir Edward Heath at Westminster Abbey, where egos lie thick as autumn leaves. This, undoubtedly, is the inspiration of the establishment, the political machine which is so divorced from the citizens of England and where old cronies and allies can join together from their warm and comfy weasel holes to say their farewells.
This mistaken memorial is the preserve of great Englishmen - Nelson, Wellington, Churchill, who were our salvation.
It is my view that Sir Edward did very little politically (do you remember the three-day-week, no electrical power and no services?) - he was an ineffective prime minister who stayed too long in the House, who chose the wrong career, and who was selfish in his pursuits.
Why Britain continues with this sort of undeserved adulation bemuses me.
Sir Edward has already had a very beautiful and elaborate funeral with eloquent eulogies.
These are expenses in my view that the state cannot justify, ennobling a man who helped steal our English identity by joining the EU, which Sir Anthony Eden feared: “It was in our English bones not to join.” From that time, we have seen Britain degenerate into a mixed mongrel nation with constant unrest, from those simple days of the 1950s that exemplified our uniqueness as an island people.
I do feel so genuinely sorry for my grandchildren’s generation for what they will miss and inherit, a black wreath that can be laid only at the door of politicians.
It is very worrying ‘Errol’, . . and even 28 days is not something we should welcome. . . The Police, the Courts, and some departments of Government have a very bad record when it comes to individual civil rights. . . They are continually making perverse decisions; . . like that woman who was awarded One Million Pounds today for food poisoning. . This is very bad ‘Law’.
. . Charles Hareenry 1945-(diuturnity)
Your sentiments are really laudable ‘Errol’, . . but I think this is really all about ‘Hapeus corpus’ and the freedom of the individual. . The Police are beginning to get above themselves. . . . We certainly are not prepared to have a ‘Police State’, although that seems to be the direction Tony Blair and the European Union want to take us in.
. . Charles Henry 1945-(diuturnity)
Yes ‘Errol’, I think you’re right you know! . . His Legacy does seem to be lacking something. . . Though I suppose his policies have given The Salvation Army and Poppy Day a boost.
. . Charles Henry 1945-(diuturnity)
November da fiff soon. . . aw da bleedin leeves awt ta be down fer bonfire nite. . . . an dey bleedin aint. . . Well da Duke uv tawd Gorge Dubya dat iss time ee took notiss. . . An Camilla uv bin tawkin sense an aw! . . She mite be a bit ‘orsy. . but she aint stupid! . . . . Fancy bein’ marrid to a cloves ‘anger fer yers. . . It oodn’t a dun I!
Nope! . . Bonfire night uv bin an gone. . an we still aint ad a bleedin’ frost. . . das wurryin’. . . Ar anty Lils bloke reccons ol’ Blunketts Limo is ‘aff da trubble. . . Wot wiv dat an Tony’s Armered car. . . An da bleedin wicked wiches German Tank! . . Is it any wunder?. . .
Well France is gettin’ it. . . bowt time. . . da revalooshun revisited. . . Dese Yorup gits wonts it bleedin up um. . . dey finks dey kin go on stickin it ta everybody an deyll keep takin it. . . well dey ownt! . . An weel be next if dey aint careful. . . Farmers is pissed off and da penshuners. . . It ownt take much ! . . .
Yer! . . Iss Crikket agen aint it. . time fer a bit a Pakky Bashin’. . . Ol’ Vaughnys crocked so’s it looks like Strascothick ull av ta do is bit agen. . . Still wot wiv Freddie an ‘Oggie beltin sevin bells out of um I reccon weel still be awrite. . . . Anyway I aint sayin to much yet. . cos aw dey Ozzie gits ull start agen ! . . . . Theym still finking theym in charge. . . but dey bleedin aint. . . You’ll see. .
Yep! . . . Weem back! . . . deym 274 aw owt! . . . an’ weem 253 fer free I fink! . . . Strascoffik uv showed um. . ee got anuvver tun. . weem unstoppable ! . . . mine you. . I spose dey could still aw get ‘delly belly’. . dat ud soon mess it up agen. .
Eesy!. . eesy! . . well we got 418 . . . den we skittled dey fer 341. . . an now weem 20 summut fer 1 . . . Now tamorra aw we as ta do is nock off a ‘undred an summut . . . Weed be’ter get a food taster I reccon. .
Shit! . . . iss to late! . . dey bleedin dun us agen! . . weem aw owt fer 175! . .
Woss goin on ? . . . deym like a bunch a bleedin’ fairys agen. . . if diss carrys on I’n gonna av ta do sum seerius finkin’ abowt wevver I takes up affletics. . . wen we wus kids weed be rownd woolwerfs an up da road befor da securitee ad time ta see wot shevles wus empty. . . corse if any bugger got cawt. . twer awways I . . It took um yers ta reelise I wer only da decoy fer me bruvver. . . . . I’ll giv um wun mor day ! . . .
Well it ain’t goin much be’ter. . an Freddie only got WUN! . . . mine you dat git wer tryin to bugger um up by diggin ‘oles in da bleedin pitch! . . I’ll av ee. . dont you wurry ! . . I’ll find out ware ee livs an send me bruvver over ! . . dey own’t mess wiv ee ! . . Ee ates me you know. . . wen we wus kids ee yoosed ta tie mee shoe laces tagevver wiv big granny notts ! . .
Yer ! . . Fings is lookin’ up ! . . . I fink me bruvver must a put da fritners on um. . . Ar Kev got a tun yesterdee an we nerly cawt um up. . den Freddy got stuck in agen an now deym only 183 fer 6 ! . . . dat meens if we can nock um over in da mornin’. . . we mite do um yet! . . . Crikes weel sure need twennyfor ‘our drinkin’ den. . .
. . . Shit. . . . a bleedin’ draw. . .
Diss ain’t no bleedin good. . . dey wins da bleedin’ toss. . an nen dey starts losin’ wickets like its skittaws. . . Freddy muss be a bit off culler I fink. . da tail ul ta wag like bleedin crazy. . an weel av ta bowl um ‘and grinades. .
. . . I ‘ates crikkit werss dan me bruvver ‘ates I. . . dey needs ar anty Lil avin a werd in dere bleedin yers. . . I’ve ‘ad enuff. . . I’n goin’ ‘ome. . . .
Now steady on ‘Errol’. . . It’s not quite as bad as it might first seem. This is not a ‘Party Political Broadcast’. . . It’s a ‘Party Political Assasination’. I suspect the Party Treasurer has negotiated a pretty hefty fee. . . and any way the BBC needed something to take everyones mind off David Blunkett’s pursuit of the ‘Supreme Championship’.
. . Charles Henry 1945-(diuturnity)
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