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30/3/2006

Is this really 21st.Century Justice ?

Filed under: — Charles @ 6:54 pm
. . . . da lord chansler is a fuckin’ assole. . . . .



I think we agree ‘Errol’. . . . . . The man is a complete imbecile. . . . . Tell any Shop Keeper that IF they manage to catch any Shop Lifters, they will only get a fixed penalty notice that will pale into insignificance when measured against the Parking Tickets and Congestion Charges they and their customers are having to pay when attempting to do legitimate business. . . .

. . Charles Henry 1945-(diuturnity)

. . . You cuun’t make it up ! . . . .

. . iss time fer da revalooshun ! . .

28/3/2006

The Money has Run Out

Filed under: — Charles @ 11:52 am
. . . . Deym aw on strike agen ! . . .


I don’t really know what everyone expected ‘Errol’. . . . . Why do they think all the ‘oldies’ are working down at B & Q ? . . . And who do they think has been paying for all the public sector ‘Early Retirements’ and all these extra holidays people have been given; that they all now think they are entitled to !? . . Father Christmas !!

. . Charles Henry 1945-(diuturnity)

. . . . spose. . . . .

26/3/2006

NORMAN KEMBER

Filed under: — Charles @ 7:03 pm
. . . I RECCON KEMBERS UP ‘ISELF. . . .



That’s a bit harsh ‘Errol’. . . . I think he’s just misguided; . . . as many are. . . . The idea that the ordinary Iraqi could rid themselves os Saddam Hussein without the help of the Americans is fanciful. . . They will have a difficult enough task developing their democracy from their present position. . . I can’t stand Blair, but he was right to back Bush on this occasion. . .

. . Charles Henry 1945-(diuturnity)

24/3/2006

Cold Winter Kills Many Pensioners

Filed under: — Charles @ 9:59 pm
. . . I BET DEY OWN’T SAY OW MANY UV DIED. . .


They’ve been too busy covering their own backsides to concern themselves with the plight of the Elderly ‘Errol’. . . We haven’t had a more vindictive Government since Charles 1st or Cromwell. . . The Pensioners will not forget this betrayal. . .

. . Charles Henry 1945-(diuturnity)

. . fink deyll stick ‘is ed on a pole ? . .

23/3/2006

Dodgy Government Contracts ??

Filed under: — Charles @ 4:43 pm
. . . Dodgy contracks ?. . .

. . . . wot abowt aw dey bleedin’ traffic lites ?. . . .


Procurement! . . . Corruption! . . . . It’s like ‘Bacon and Eggs’ or ‘Sausage and Mash’ ‘Errol’. . . You rarely get one without the other. . . .
And the Revenue want people to expose V.A.T. Avoidance !!!???

. . Charles Henry 1945-(diuturnity)

22/3/2006

Brown’s Budget 2006

Filed under: — Charles @ 2:55 pm
. . . . . . . . . bull shit !!!!!! . . . . . . . . .



I’m finding this all rather troubling ‘Errol’. . . . . Each time questions are asked of the man who makes no secret of his ambition to take over at the helm of this sinking ship; he spends an hour obfuscating ! . . . .You obviously have a much clearer grasp of his Budget Statement than the majority of Media Hacks. . . . . .

. . Charles Henry 1945-(diuturnity)

. . . . dass wot I sed ain’t it ?. . . .

21/3/2006

Why were they so silent I wonder ?

Filed under: — Charles @ 4:55 pm
. . . . funny aint it. . i can’t remember nun a dey

. . . critasisin wen sadam wer arownd. . . kin you ? . .


They are Men of Straw ‘Errol’. . . Eventually democracy will prevail. . . . The people couldn’t have done it alone. . .

. . Charles Henry 1945-(diuturnity)

. . . . . . wass men a straw ?. . . . .

20/3/2006

What’s a £Million or two between friends?

Filed under: — Charles @ 2:49 pm
. . . can you lend i fifty quid till crismus?. . . .



It very much depends upon which Christmas you had in mind. . . . Your record is not much better than the Governments ‘Errol’. . . . . . . I think not. . . . .

. . Charles Henry 1945-(diuturnity)

14/3/2006

Is Spring just around the corner?

Filed under: — Charles @ 10:13 pm
. . . . . summers comin’. . . .


We certainly need something to brighten us all up ‘Errol’. . . . Everywhere you look these days there’s incompetence, malingering and deceit. . . And we have a government that’s more concerned with looking after illegal immigrants and the phoney ‘poor’, than taking care of the elderly and the really vulnerable in society. . And when did you last do a days work to justify your existence? . . .

. . Charles Henry 1945-(diuturnity)

12/3/2006

Bovine Tuberculosis. . Mycobacterium bovis

Filed under: — Charles @ 10:52 am
. . yer!! . . aff da gits down ar anty lil’s local. .

. . mite ‘av tb. . deym aw bein’ tested !!! . . .
. . . ee reccons iss da beer !!! . . .



Well we’ll all know who to blame and who needs to be taken to Law when people start dying ‘Errol’ ! . . . That damned ‘Badger Hugging’ woman and the R.S.P.C.A. . . . And of course a weak government. . . There is a far greater risk to the human population from the Mycobacterium-bovis bacillus, than ever there will be from the H5N1 Bird Flu virus; . . .or there ever was from B.S.E.!!! . . . It is far more incideous !!! . . .

. . Charles Henry 1945-(diuturnity)

. . . . . . . wass sideuss !!??. . . . . . .

11/3/2006

Iran. . . "A grave concern". . Bush.

Filed under: — Charles @ 4:17 pm
. . . . iss a bit wurryin’ aint it. . . .

Yes it is ‘Errol’. . . . We can only hope the Liberal Media and Press begins to realise soon just what a ruthless adversary the US have been dealing with since 9/11. . . There will have to be a solution for all our sakes. . . . Nuclear weapons in the the hands of people with this mindset is not an option we can contemplate. . . All this just goes to prove the intent has always been there in some sectors. . .

. . Charles Henry 1945-(diuturnity)

10/3/2006

Mycobacterium bovis

Filed under: — Charles @ 6:06 am

Editor
Letters
Western Daily Press

Dear Editor,

:| Richard Osborne of Moredon in Wiltshire; like many others; seems to be determined to allow bigotry and sentiment to cloud the serious situation with Bovine tuberculosis and confuse the issue. Anyone in any doubt that the badger population needs to be seriously culled; and maybe yet many other specious like Roe Deer, need only to research the subject themselves. With the nature of TB and its protracted effects, his particular question about sheep is barely relevant because of their life span; and by and large horses are not domiciliary for long periods on the land like cattle. However that does not mean they cannot be affected.

Simple research will tell you Bovine tuberculosis (Tb) is caused by the bacterium, Mycobacterium bovis. Its primary host appeared to be cattle, but the organism has been isolated from a wide range of species, including deer, pigs, sheep, horses, dogs, cats, badgers and humans. However, humans and most other species are normally spillover hosts in which infection is not self-maintaining.

Transmission of M. bovis within and between species is thought to be mainly by the airborne route, but animals may also become infected if they ingest large numbers of the bacterium. Infected cattle are considered the main source of M. bovis infection for susceptible cattle. However, in recent years, the badger has emerged as a significant source of M. bovis infection for cattle in the UK and Ireland.

May I draw yours and everybody else’s attention to some quotes from Dr. Jerome Harms. University of Wisconsin-Madison in 1997.

Mycobacterium bovis the cause of Bovine Tuberculosis;

“In contrast (to 1 in 10 immunocompetent humans), nearly all cattle infected with M. bovis develop active disease and can transmit the organism to other animals or humans.”

“Recently, there have been many outbreaks of M.bovis caused tuberculosis in humans especially HIV+ patients. Most have occurred in countries where M.bovis is endemic in the animal agriculture population. Multi-drug resistant strains of M. bovis are now appearing as well. The significance of this TB threat from M. bovis has not been taken as seriously as the threat from Mycobacterium TB.”

“However, the scientific and medical community must not ignore the potential of an M.bovis TB epidemic.”

:| My own assessment is that there is absolutely no point at all in culling cattle, if we do not first radically reduce the invasion of their pasture by other infected species.

Yours

Charles Henry

8/3/2006

JUST A BIG FAILURE!!

Filed under: — Charles @ 8:17 am
. . . crikes ! . . i wishes i wus a failure. . .

. . . Ser ‘errol’. . . an’ a free million penshun !!! . . .

. . . an’ dey mite evin make i pryminister!!! . . .



This is nothing to joke about ‘Errol’. . . . We have the evidence yet again. . . . “Power corrupts; absolute power corrupts absolutely.". . .

. . Charles Henry 1945-(diuturnity)

7/3/2006

Somerset Tory candidate plagiarised The Sun

Filed under: — Charles @ 9:39 am

Western Daily Press. . News

He is the son of one of the finest journalists of the 20th century, a man with a decade of experience of his own in the City.

So when Jacob Rees-Mogg wrote to prospective voters in North East Somerset to wax lyrical about Gordon Brown’s failings over the economy, they might have been forgiven for assuming he would know his stuff.

But eagle-eyed readers of the letter and article sent by the Tory candidate to slam the Prime Minister’s handling of the economy spotted something familiar.

For in fact entire sections of Mr Rees-Mogg’s diatribe were unceremoniously nicked from The Sun.

:| You are all so cruel.

He knows he’s been a fool,

So would you be with his education.

But now he’s learning to be,

Just like you and me!

Soon he’ll be giving us all aggravation!!

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:-) The moral here is,
If you want to be like a pig,
And get your snout in the trough with the Cabinet.

Don’t talk like a snob,
Put a curb on your gob,
And pretend you are not really a Red Neck!

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4/3/2006

Don’t worry Tony; I’ll Dump Him.

Filed under: — Charles @ 10:54 pm
. . . “don’t wurry tone i’ll dump da git. . . .

. . . . ee can cum back wen it aw blows over. . . .

. . . we gets far too many perks ta blow it aw now. . . .

. . . . i tawd un it ‘ould never work.” . . .



You could well be right ‘Errol’. . . He can’t be much use to her now anyway. . And she’ll still get the house. . . They can always get together again at Christmas. . . But I think you should know they think this suggestion is ‘grotesque’.

. . Charles Henry 1945-(diuturnity)

. . ah well deyed know!! . . . dey nos aw abowt grotesk; aw dey. .

3/3/2006

What about Mugabi??

Filed under: — Charles @ 10:39 am
. . . Well dey got glit’er. . . .

. . . . but ar anty lil’s bloke reccons. . .

. . . iss a pit’y dey ownt put sa much effort inta gettin’

. . . mugabi. . . . . ees a bleedin’ sycho! . . .



That is certainly a very valid point ‘Errol’. . . Unfortunately that level of understanding doesn’t extend to the the News Rooms or The Cabinet Room table. . . They all seem to be only interested in engratiating themselves. . . .

. . Charles Henry 1945-(diuturnity)

1/3/2006

Danger!!! Do not eat your cat!!!

Filed under: — Charles @ 10:39 pm
. . yer!!!. . . . don’t eat yer cat. . .

. . you mite get bird flue. . . dat wer a close shave

. . . . fank god ar anty lil warned I. . .

. . . . . or yoo mite aw a got it!!! . . .


Now ‘Errol’ I think you are just being facetious. . .

. . Charles Henry 1945-(diuturnity)

. . woss meen ?. . I’ve aint never seen un ! . . .

View from a Shop Doorway

Filed under: — Charles @ 11:28 am

February 2006

Copyright by Charles Henry 2006

Wens aw dese Scottish Nationalists gonna be cawed racists den an put on trial like Nick Griffin? . . . iss wun law fer aw dey. . an anuvver fer us. . . ar anty lil’s bloke awways sed enock wer right. .

An dat stoodunt bloke wot got put back in prisin wer a stoopid git wern’ ee ! . . . ee should a kept ‘is mouf shut. . An’ yer! . . Wot abowt aw dey soldiers! . . I bet dey Iriaqes wot got duffed up own’t be tellin’ aw dey ta ‘fuck off ‘ome you wankers’, agen. . . any ‘ow. . evryfinks up da bleedin’ creek. . .’ospitaws ! . . . scaws ! . . penshins ! . . . pleecin’ ! . . an aw dey wurris abowt is stoppin’ ar anty lil’s bloke bleedin’ smokin’ ! . . . . .

Yer! . . ast seen dat broke back mowntin crap? . . . . I sed ta ar anty lil’s bloke. . . “Wot ?. . cowboys ? . No never ! . . . yor kiddin’ me. . . . next fing you’ll be tellin’ I dey wus jovas witnisses. . .

I see deys got a ‘ose pipe ban up Lundon. . . funny ain’t it. . . dey Arabs never runs out do um. . .Yer! . . deym doing it agen. . . now dey ministers is aw aving jags ta ride round in . . ‘ow cum. . iss aw rite fer aw dey. . . an gess wot?. . .deym givin kids da bleedin’ vote at sixteen !! . . das so aw dere lefty teecher mates can brainwash aw da kids. . . dey finks weem aw stoopid. . . . .

Dist see dat blunkett makin excuses fer dat ‘oman! . . . “I’n David Blunkitt. . an i’n blind. . she aint done nuffink rong. . . woss yer problum?". . . Well ar anty lil’s bloke reccons dere’s a perfickly rashonal explanation. . . she’s a greedy laber cabnit minister. . . an er awd man uv bin on da bleedin’ fiddaw. . .
. . yep!. . dass abowt it . .

Any ‘ow. . I’n off ‘ome fer me tee . . ar Eediffs cummin over tanite. . see ya. .

Trust me. . . I’m Blind.

Filed under: — Charles @ 9:11 am
. . . truss me. . . i’n david blunkitt. . an i’n blind. .

. . dere’s a perfickly rashonal explanation. . .

. . . she’s a greedy laber cabnit minister. . . .

. . . an ees on da bleedin’ fiddaw. . .

. . . woss yer problum???. . . yep!. . dass abowt it . .


Obviously ‘Errol’s’ been talking to his Aunty Lil’s Common Law Husband about this. . . An interesting perspective don’t you think.

. . Charles Henry 1945-(diuturnity)

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