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28/5/2006

THE LUNATICS HAVE TAKEN OVER

Filed under: — Charles @ 8:24 pm
. . . ar anty lil reccons da loonies is in charge now. . .

. . . You wouldn’t fink two shags could play croky!! . . .


I think they have been in charge for much longer than people first realised ‘Errol’. . . I just hope we can survive until the Cameron team are in place.

. . Charles Henry 1945-(diuturnity)

22/5/2006

It’s time to deal with the Garbage.

Filed under: — Charles @ 7:33 am



This a very worrying time ‘Errol’. . . . There are problems in nearly all the Ministries of State. . . . The incompetence we have been experiencing in all aspects of our daily lives; from Highway Maintenance, to getting our children educated, is clearly now endemic. . . The power of Computers and the Internet, has silenced even the sternest of it’s early critics; but there are still far too many people in Government; and in many other important places who just do not understand the first basic rule of computing. . . . .

“Garbage In — Garbage Out.". . . Despite what many seem to be beginning to believe; . . computers cannot think. . . Their operators are producing reams upon reams of irrelevant information that cannot possibly be read or acted upon. . .They all need some proper work to do; . . as do you. . . . . .

. . Charles Henry 1945-(diuturnity)

17/5/2006

They Should have listened to William Hague

Filed under: — Charles @ 9:07 pm
. . . Ar anty lil reccons dey should uv listened ta

william ‘ague. . . .


Yes I agree ‘Errol’. . Hague was warning of all the current problems with asylum seekers and illegal immigrants. . . . But there is an institutional bias against the Conservatives in large sections of the media, particularly the B.B.C. . . .

. . Charles Henry 1945-(diuturnity)

15/5/2006

Prescott hangs on.

Filed under: — Charles @ 4:02 pm
. . . . . . two shaggs still aint gone yet ! . . . . . . . .



No ‘Errol’ . . . But remember as long as he’s there, he is a constant reminder to everyone of that sewer. . . They see a Government with the principles of Sweeney Todd and the morals of an alley cat. . . I think they may well both leave together now. . . .

. . Charles Henry 1945-(diuturnity)

12/5/2006

Over a Trillion Pounds!!!!. . .

Filed under: — Charles @ 9:19 pm
. . . i ‘ouldn’t mind ‘avin a credit card. . . .



The worrying thing is ‘Errol’. . . I think they might even give you one if you applied on line. . . .

. . Charles Henry 1945-(diuturnity)

. . . Yeh???. . . . . . . line a wot?. . . .

10/5/2006

The Jokes Over.

Filed under: — Charles @ 8:44 am
. . . . ar anty lil’s bin thinkin’ . . . .

. . . . she ses ol two shags ull av ta go now. . . . .

. . . . . . . da jokes over. . . . . .

. . sheev just ad a summons fer er cowncil tax. .



Yes well it is rather ridiculous isn’t it ‘Errol’. . . He’s supposed to be a Socialist for goodness sake. . . Frankly I find it quite insulting when we we have so many young people and pensioners facing all the problems they have today after these last 10 years of this Labour Government. . . . .

. . Charles Henry 1945-(diuturnity)

7/5/2006

Will the Hypocrisy be exposed?

Filed under: — Charles @ 9:07 pm
. . . Well dey’s dun fer da bleedin’ motorists . . .

. . . but wot abowt aw da bleedin Planes den ?. . .


This is the shallowness and hypocrisy that David Cameron will have to confront if anything is to really change ‘Errol’. . .We used to be a nation of Shopkeepers who knew they had to balance the books. . . But we are rapidly becoming a nation of Civil- Servants who think money grows on trees. . . Attacking the Motor Car in City Centres didn’t affect them. . . . But cheap flights to the sun will interfere with their Work/Life balance. . .

. . Charles Henry 1945-(diuturnity)

. . . woss dat den ? . . .

. . . Hmmm. . . Yes that might be a difficult concept for you to understand ‘Errol’. . . .

5/5/2006

Nothings really changed.

Filed under: — Charles @ 4:17 pm
. . dat aint reely got us nowhere ‘av it. . .

. . . blares still ponsin arownd at number 10. . . .

. . . . . ol trisha needs glasses. . . . . .

. . . an dat git prescott is like sum bleedin lord ! ! . . . .


You are right of course ‘Errol’. . . . We will all have to start paying an even heavier price for Labour’s incompetance now. . . Let’s just hope Gordon’s Black Hole doesn’t swallow us all up before Mr Cameron’s team get a chance to salvage the position. . . . . History is once more repeating itself. . . . Perhaps people should have listened to Lord Hestletine in 1997. . . . .

. . Charles Henry 1945-(diuturnity)

2/5/2006

The Axe is Falling

Filed under: — Charles @ 4:08 pm
. . . ee aint gone yet ! . . . .

. . . . . ar anty lil reccons da longer ee stays. . .

. . . . da werser it ull be fer ol blare. . . . .

. . an ‘er bloke ses ee opes ol two shags stays put . . . .

. . cos we as ta av summut ta laff abowt ! . .



An interesting interpretation of current events ‘Errol’. . . I think you will find they are probably both right! . . . I’ve said it before I know, but it is such a shame you aren’t really related. . . .

. . Charles Henry 1945-(diuturnity)

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